Total Fucking Nerd

bixbiboom:

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aquestionofcharacter:

celticpyro:

celticpyro:

In the year 2019 can we please stop acting like Chaotic Neutral is the only “cool” character alignment?

There is no such thing as a “boring” character alignment, only an alignment you haven’t utilized creatively.

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dizzyybun:

magicact:

magicact:

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

i like to have my head petted also

I diagnose you with cat

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aluminumapples:

light-em-up-benzedrine:

vampireapologist:

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

New immortal vs. old immortal

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oxfordmodernfairytales:

literallyaflame:

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

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